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I had a wet dream and in my wet dream you made me a sandwhich.

A moment of silence for those poor souls with shitty internet speed.

Is it normal for a guy to be called “Baby” ?

Honestly the greatest philosophical phrase I have ever been told is “Shit Happens” . Because bad stuff always happens, it happens to good people and it happens randomly. There is no way of predicting it and there is nothing to blame it on. Shit just happens and there is nothing you can do about it. Never feel like you’re entitled to something because remember “Shit Happens”. Waiter spilled a drink ? Shit happens. Flight got canceled ? Shit Happens. Price of milk goes up ? Shit Happens. Stub your toe ? Shit Happens. 

No one else in my social circle knows what a bog is.

They just keep talking…..

I’m sad. *unzip* fap fap fap fap fap *squirt*. I’m happy.

Basking sharks are scarier then Great whites. I imagine they swim up to you, open their gigantic mouths and swallow you. You will be trapped in their huge mouth filled with water, then you slowly drown inside their huge mouth.
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